世上最強sales

先達班哥哥仔絕對係世上最強嘅sales! 想成功賣部手機比佢絕非易事. 佢會令你覺得你部手機一文不值, 又唔稀罕你單生意. 用最尖酸刻薄嘅口吻搵出你手上件貨嘅破綻... 然後你會好迷惑地以速戰速決嘅心態以低價放咗部機... 雖然我係受害人, 但係我都我要比十個叻佢地! 我向各行各業需要頂尖sales／回收／買賣嘅顧主推薦， 先達哥哥仔係你最佳嘅人選！

Being Pocahontarzan

How to become Pocahontas-Tarzan... Being Pocahontas was so 2007. So I'm adding a twist to it in 2011 ;-)

Step 1: Get really really really tan until you're Pocahontas-ish

Easy! Been there done that! Muahaha... Maybe a bit over done this time... but wth... it will fade in no time. I do recommend Tanning Oil with SPF4. It works great!

Step 2: Sign up for a Jungle Adventure


Step 3: Fly through the jungle like Tarzan! Zip line was so much funnnnnn!!!!!! Okay... maybe Tarzan doesn't need the pink helmet nor the safety strips, but they keep you alive in case you hit a tree.


yours,
Pocahontarzan xoxo

行花市

請將"行花市"倒轉讀呀~
無錯! 就係"屎忽痕"嘞!!!

一行十個屎忽鬼, 喺年三十晚嘅清晨時分殺入花墟, 襯收檔之前去襯墟！收穫仲好豐富添呀~

收穫1&2: 司華力腸 + 五代同堂！
我地手上嘅五代同堂係唔係好靚呢？係我地喺花墟垃圾站門口執架 :D $0
入場後，我利用我嘅美色問賣腸嗰哥哥仔可唔可以試食, 佢就成條比咗我啦!! YEAH~ $0


收穫３: 銀柳!
又好意頭又靘! 我好鍾意呀!! 原價＄38，清晨速銷價: $6!


收穫４: 水仙花
好一朵迎春花吖呀~
人人都愛她~~~呀呀~~
朋友用$20買咗2盤,兜個圈之後水仙檔收舖，檔主益我個friend比佢任'納'!! 拜佢所賜，我就帶咗呢盤咁靚嘅水仙返屋企啦！$0


收穫５: Angry bird!
臨走時經過angry birds舖頭，巧遇收工大贈送！我好開心咁帶咗一隻返屋企。$0! 今次真係滿載而歸呀～ 你睇吓Ball Ball玩得幾開心！


今年行花市行得好開心呀～～～　

A-Lin 給我一個理由忘記

很想對A-Lin說: .....不要那麼執著好不好????!!!!!! MOVE THE F**K ON!!!!

將愛

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