我自由了

失業兩個月，每日都過得很好。瞓到自然醒，但間房太光通常十點左右就會醒。再同Mallow懶床至少一小時。check吓Facebook twitter。然後到咗每日最大嘅難題：一條友lunch食乜好？這兩個月以來習慣了一個人進餐，而且都好enjoy一條友覓食嘅過程。唔洗睇錶，唔洗同人迫，想去邊就去邊。食完lunch就去打拳。迷上了泰拳因為喜歡每日爆汗消耗體力的感覺。夜晚打dodgeball，無波打就跳舞或掟鏢。兩個月以來從未覺悶。他日搵到工，我將會好懷念今日無憂的生活！

不能承受的友情

恕我LEUNG啲講句，希望越大失望越大。有啲友情真係唔可以太交心。曾經friend都一日不見如隔3000秋，今日變成避得就避扮無心病。何苦呢？係咪人大咗真係識唔到真心對你好嘅朋友呢？不能承受的友情，不是友情。

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不能承受失去的友情

經歷越多越懂珍惜... 適逢Thanks Giving, 我要衷心多謝＠doublechin @sivalove 一直不離不棄！識到你哋係我幾生收來嘅福氣。我不能承受失去的友情。我唔係第一次公開多謝你哋，亦唔會係最候一次。I love you!





dance with me laugh with me cry with me. xx

My mumbles

Things that I always say... I can see my girls rolling their eyes if I say it one more time. LOL! Sorry girls! I'll just keep saying them until I found my new lines.

"ohohohh!"
"omg"
"God is fair. I have a very bubbly personality and a pretty face..... but i don't have nice legs."
"I'm 24. Yup, 1987. Year of Rabbit."
"I'm a quarter Korean."
"Life is too short. Enjoy it while you can."
"$avings are one a bunch of numbers on your back account balance. It's not yours until you spend them on yourself."
"Sleeping is overrated."
"I'm sober."
"Bitches!"

-J xx

11/11/11

Welcome to the singles day of the Century! There'll be a huge ass promotion on Tmall.com in the name of single peeps. Great marketing scheme. For all my single friends out there, here are 10 reasons to celebrate:

• You have freedom to do whatever you want whenever you want
• "Me" time with your friends & family, not his/her friends/family
• Don't have to report to anyone on your where/who you're with
• Don't have to worry about where/who someone's with
• No chance to be insecure
• Concentrate on making yourself happy instead of making someone else happy
• You can be as low maintenance as possible & it's absolutely ok to admit it
  
• Be fat
• Guys trip without permission, because you don't need one!
  
• Girls trip without worrying wtf he's doing while you're away

Enjoy your simple kind of life. Love yourself. Now look into a mirror and blow yourself a kiss xx

Luv,
J

Just when you think life sucks...

I was in the worst mood this morning. FML x 3000...

Then a friend asked me what would make me less mad. I thought about it for a minute. Then decided to sponsor a child on World Vision. It's fast & easy, and I instantly feel much better. My life don't suck at all when you look at those poor kids.

When life sucks, you give. I just realized the power of giving. From it I have gained so much more. It's called peacefulness. Ooommmmmmmmmmmmmm

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My other choice of charity is LAP Lifelong Animal Protection Charity in Hong Kong. My friend Jen runs it and they exists to help animals in Hong Kong and to bring about the conditions whereby every animal has a good home.

Counting Down

SIX MONTHS.

In six months I get to sleep in everyday.
In six months I get to workout 5 hours a week.
In six months I get to watch all the dodgeball videos on YouTube.
In six months I get to cuddle with Mallow til I sneeze (yeah... I'm actually allergic to dogs&cats).
In six months I get to volunteer at LAP regardless of my allergy.
In six months I get to travel around the world to visit friends & family.
In six months I get to start all over again.

"Uncertainty is the only certainty there is, and knowing how to live with insecurity is the only security."
- John Allen Paulos

好無聊

lin lin... lin lin... (電話響起)

我: 喂？
男人: 請問XXX係度嘛？(我老竇個名)
我：你邊位揾佢呀？
男人：我係佢個仔。
我：係？我係佢嗰女喎！
男人：咁搞笑？咁你未我亞妹？！

兩兄妹哈哈哈哈哈笑咗一輪之後先可以繼續講落去。有乜理由會唔認得個妹把聲架！唔通我真係MAN咗？

大家姐重出江湖！

久休復出嘅大家姐昨晚重出江湖，喺旺角鬧市出沒，沿途嚇親唔少無辜嘅市民。大家姐雖然霸氣十足凶猛無比，但係其實暗地裡和藹可親平易近人。喺《非死不可》發出復出宣言之後引起好多義氣仔女讚好，大家姐亦都以你地為榮！日後必盡我所能，誓必玩到你死我活！

The GZ Jaywalk Theory

DC: If you wanna cross a road in China without getting roadkilled, try the GZ Jaywalk Theory!

JP: WTF is the GZ Jaywalk Analogy???

DC: You know how crazy traffic is in GZ right?

JP: totally! there're no rules on the road!

DC: So if you wanna cross a road in GZ, say cars are coming from the left, you should look to your right and start walking.

JP: WTF???????

DC: Totally!

JP: WTF does it work???? you'll get killed in no time!

DC: coz drivers won't stop for you there if they know you wanna cross the road. So you just don't look at them. If they saw that you're not looking, then you can't dogde them, and they will slow down to avoid hitting you.

JP: OHHH EMMMM GEEEE! This is genious!!

Thot of da day: Maybe I should start applying the GZ Jaywalk Theory to my life. Just jump out of everything and see where I'll end up! I shouldn't tell anyone that I wanna move out, just be homeless and see if I will end up in Sheung Wan. I shouldn't tell anyone that I wanna quit partying and see if I will end up in a library or knitting class. Okay... just kidding...

Too Late

Got this old song stuck in my head all day...

I just want to take you away from everyone
And keep you stashed under my pillow
And then I'd take you out simply for my own pleasure
And wear you when the occasions special
Then I'd put you on like a diamond
So I can sparkle and be the envy of my friends
I'd proudly hold the leash that I'd have you on
So you can't stray and follow me around all day

A-Lin 給我一個理由忘記

很想對A-Lin說: .....不要那麼執著好不好????!!!!!! MOVE THE F**K ON!!!!

我最喜愛

啱啱聽完叱吒, 我有感以發, 等我都選選我最喜愛先...

我最喜愛的季節: 夏天
我最喜愛的顏色: 紫色 (以為係hot pink, 但係發覺身上好多紫色野!)
我最喜愛的家常菜: 鹹蛋肉餅蒸水蛋 (可以日日食!)
我最喜愛的女歌手: 王菲 (國: 還用說嗎?)
我最喜愛的假期: 加勒比海 (定係布吉北海道呢?)
我最喜愛的節日: 萬聖節 (可加插交換禮物更佳!)
我最喜愛的家庭電器: 吸塵機
我最喜愛的: Mallow

Sweetness that's worth an onion breath!

Just had a frest green salad from Pizza Express for lunch and had a piece of super sweet red onion! So fresh and sweet that I had to blog about it. It's so damn sweet that the onion breath that follows seems justifiable!

P.S. Loving the foursquare special from Pizza Express! Just check-in to receive a free dessert with any main course! It's my 3rd time enjoying free dessert from foursquare. Life is good :)

為何他會離開你

不動聲色, 一走了之, 這是甚麼態度??! 為何他會離開你?

快要給蚊子吸乾了

是我的血太濃, 還是太熱? 這星期以來一直比蚊子咬! 也分不清是蚊子或是昆蟲! 不停地唱itchy itchy ya ya yaaa! 緊接紅腫騰痛... MOPIDICK-S & MOPIKO-S 成為我出相入對的好朋友~



佢地兩個個英文名實在太正!!! XD

女人的和好

電郵上跟朋友為了雞毛蒜皮的事鬧反了. 事情根本沒有對或錯, 只是觀點不同. 她覺得我不應該在大家面前跟她唱反調, 我覺得一點問題也沒有. 有問題的是她把自己看得太重. 我直腸直肚耗無保留地對她說了. 她當然不會懂. 還有點委屈... 冷卻一天之後, 兩個女人要和好不能用"make up sex", 只好"have a talk"... 內容又再重覆她自己的觀點. 我知道再說下去也不會樣對方明白我的角度... 笑了. 沒必要跟她解釋我自己. 過去就好了. 她要說的我都有在聽. 也聽得懂. 同時心在想, 如果女人要和好也有"make up sex"一樣簡單的方法該多好. 女人的和好, 不能只用body language. 是要用口和耳.

Sucks to be me

why do i suck in everything i do? sucks on the field. doomed to be the ball girl forever. I do agree with them that i shouldn't play in the field too. That's sad. Even i don't believe in myself anymore. sucks playing cello. speaking of that, i haven't touch chill pill my cello for ages! i suck at work. i suck and all i got is my "spirit". That's why i won all "best team spirit" award possible. it actually translates to "you suck but thanks for trying." sigh... ok. done whinning. peace out.

Daily Mumble

my convo with Ray...

[15:33] michelle: chai chai bon
[15:33] michelle: pon pon poon
[15:33] Ray: tiu lar ma hai
[15:34] michelle: hai ma
[15:34] Ray: gap gap hai mor
[15:34] michelle: gap gap lar larr
[15:34] Ray: tau lai
[15:34] michelle: dai tau laiii
[15:35] Ray: out gan sap bai
[15:35] michelle: au au laii pon
[15:35] Ray: by long lam tau lai
[15:36] michelle: long lam pon tau bin lai lai
[15:36] Ray: ok you win
[15:36] michelle: muahahhahaa... thank you!