Friday, November 11, 2011

11/11/11

Welcome to the singles day of the Century! There'll be a huge ass promotion on Tmall.com in the name of single peeps. Great marketing scheme. For all my single friends out there, here are 10 reasons to celebrate:
  • You have freedom to do whatever you want whenever you want
  • "Me" time with your friends & family, not his/her friends/family
  • Don't have to report to anyone on your where/who you're with
  • Don't have to worry about where/who someone's with
  • No chance to be insecure
  • Concentrate on making yourself happy instead of making someone else happy
  • You can be as low maintenance as possible & it's absolutely ok to admit it
  • Be fat
  • Guys trip without permission, because you don't need one!
  • Girls trip without worrying wtf he's doing while you're away
Enjoy your simple kind of life. Love yourself. Now look into a mirror and blow yourself a kiss xx

Luv,
J

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