11/11/11

Welcome to the singles day of the Century! There'll be a huge ass promotion on Tmall.com in the name of single peeps. Great marketing scheme. For all my single friends out there, here are 10 reasons to celebrate:

• You have freedom to do whatever you want whenever you want
• "Me" time with your friends & family, not his/her friends/family
• Don't have to report to anyone on your where/who you're with
• Don't have to worry about where/who someone's with
• No chance to be insecure
• Concentrate on making yourself happy instead of making someone else happy
• You can be as low maintenance as possible & it's absolutely ok to admit it
  
• Be fat
• Guys trip without permission, because you don't need one!
  
• Girls trip without worrying wtf he's doing while you're away

Enjoy your simple kind of life. Love yourself. Now look into a mirror and blow yourself a kiss xx

Luv,
J