The GZ Jaywalk Theory

DC: If you wanna cross a road in China without getting roadkilled, try the GZ Jaywalk Theory!

JP: WTF is the GZ Jaywalk Analogy???

DC: You know how crazy traffic is in GZ right?

JP: totally! there're no rules on the road!

DC: So if you wanna cross a road in GZ, say cars are coming from the left, you should look to your right and start walking.

JP: WTF???????

DC: Totally!

JP: WTF does it work???? you'll get killed in no time!

DC: coz drivers won't stop for you there if they know you wanna cross the road. So you just don't look at them. If they saw that you're not looking, then you can't dogde them, and they will slow down to avoid hitting you.

JP: OHHH EMMMM GEEEE! This is genious!!

Thot of da day: Maybe I should start applying the GZ Jaywalk Theory to my life. Just jump out of everything and see where I'll end up! I shouldn't tell anyone that I wanna move out, just be homeless and see if I will end up in Sheung Wan. I shouldn't tell anyone that I wanna quit partying and see if I will end up in a library or knitting class. Okay... just kidding...