好無聊

lin lin... lin lin... (電話響起)

我: 喂？
男人: 請問XXX係度嘛？(我老竇個名)
我：你邊位揾佢呀？
男人：我係佢個仔。
我：係？我係佢嗰女喎！
男人：咁搞笑？咁你未我亞妹？！

兩兄妹哈哈哈哈哈笑咗一輪之後先可以繼續講落去。有乜理由會唔認得個妹把聲架！唔通我真係MAN咗？

今年夏天

今年夏天可以用一個字黎形容-- 曬! 我游過的船河們，就像一齣不斷上映的連續劇，重複著一樣的情節。人物有overlap, 但過程依然精彩。

一切由Cowboys & Indians Booze Cruise 開始。被邀請的都是爛玩嗜飲的，所有人當日都打扮得入型入格。那天風和日麗，大家曬得很黑，也喝得很醉！


接著和circle bar的兄弟姊妹們上了設備齊全的ANGUS玩。有大滑梯，跳台，酒吧，舞池，karaoke... etc. 那天風和日麗，大家曬得很黑，也喝得很醉！


Yoko生日, dodgeball 狂熱份子為MPV慶生。吳先生慷慨地提供豪華郵輪及十多名服務生為Yoko搞生日! 我們就像公主一樣，飲品小食毛巾隨傳隨到。船上午餐由大廚主理，好味到而家諗起都想食！如果Yoko一年生日12次就好啦... 那天風和日麗，大家曬得很黑，但不是喝得很醉。Hands down係我游過最CHILL的船河！




八月中，盛夏的太陽很幟熱。Tracy&Sook birthday boat. 40個人塞滿海輝號！那天浪茄很大浪，wakeboard 時差點被大浪吞噬。所以決定上船喪飲！Beer bong, mixed drinks, 男孩們大鬥pole dance, 懷舊英文金曲大合唱。到上船喺碼頭大家仍然大聲唱緊Eternal Flame. 那天風和日麗，大家曬得很黑，也喝得很醉！


結論是。。。我曬得超黑，同時極度需要detox。。。

待續。。。

Hed Kandi

鴛鴦戲水好玩嗎？不如千人戲水好玩！加上大量酒精同埋澎湃音樂，這就是HED KANDI！

八月的HED KANDI有如一齣戲，戲名係HANGOVER3：MACAU！有人miss咗班船, 有大量醉貓, 有cat fight, 有人見血, 有情侶分手, 有人話要結婚，有人水侵電話... 最激嘅係有陌生人士爛醉喺我哋酒店房內，毫無知覺，死喺我地房都唔知咩事！緊接著大量粗口清晨電話罵戰！鏡頭一轉，5條女瞓醒之後一人攞住一支寶礦力，宿醉搭大飛離開澳門。

Inevitable drama when drama queens meet Macau.

又一年啦！

今年自己約人訂檯買蛋糕BOOK場CALL船搞生日，多謝大家賞面參加！

大家姐重出江湖！

久休復出嘅大家姐昨晚重出江湖，喺旺角鬧市出沒，沿途嚇親唔少無辜嘅市民。大家姐雖然霸氣十足凶猛無比，但係其實暗地裡和藹可親平易近人。喺《非死不可》發出復出宣言之後引起好多義氣仔女讚好，大家姐亦都以你地為榮！日後必盡我所能，誓必玩到你死我活！

Junk Shot Highlight Reel

When crazy meets the crazies... Awesome season with Junk Shot and looking forward for more costumes dodgeball matches for Junk Shot 3.0!

Part I


Part II

散

有多愛也好，一切總有限期。和DLS過了五個球季了，我正式宣佈球隊解散。

The GZ Jaywalk Theory

DC: If you wanna cross a road in China without getting roadkilled, try the GZ Jaywalk Theory!

JP: WTF is the GZ Jaywalk Analogy???

DC: You know how crazy traffic is in GZ right?

JP: totally! there're no rules on the road!

DC: So if you wanna cross a road in GZ, say cars are coming from the left, you should look to your right and start walking.

JP: WTF???????

DC: Totally!

JP: WTF does it work???? you'll get killed in no time!

DC: coz drivers won't stop for you there if they know you wanna cross the road. So you just don't look at them. If they saw that you're not looking, then you can't dogde them, and they will slow down to avoid hitting you.

JP: OHHH EMMMM GEEEE! This is genious!!

Thot of da day: Maybe I should start applying the GZ Jaywalk Theory to my life. Just jump out of everything and see where I'll end up! I shouldn't tell anyone that I wanna move out, just be homeless and see if I will end up in Sheung Wan. I shouldn't tell anyone that I wanna quit partying and see if I will end up in a library or knitting class. Okay... just kidding...

Wedding Proposals

Tell me if you don't cry when you watch this...



Sob sob... and Sam & I watched and cried with 10 other awesome wedding proposals on youtube on a chilling Sunday night.

Swear to God, some day I'll buy myself a very nice ring and propose to myself. May there be flowers, uni sushi, guava juice, & moonlight. Yup these are the things I like, random I know. Some day.

DLS

EPIC season with DLS. Drama queen cannot live without drama, but this season just tops all my expectations. Who plays dodgeball to a point that we could possibly get sued? Us! Who flashes people on the highway of Lautau? Us! Who says GOOD MORNING & GOOD NIGHT to each other everyday? Us!

DLS girls bonded like sisters. The whatsapp group chat drains all our phone batteries everyday. I love the way Huggy & I laugh OOC whenever we just exchange a look without saying anything. Vi's place has become our headquarter for chick flicks, The Kardashians, Charades, & Pizza Hut. Funniest videos taken from Carmen's squash court. Tracy the coach that we love and adore.

Good job girls for winning the Bronze Medal! I love you all! I really really really do.

- mich xoxo