Things that I always say... I can see my girls rolling their eyes if I say it one more time. LOL! Sorry girls! I'll just keep saying them until I found my new lines.
"ohohohh!" "omg" "God is fair. I have a very bubbly personality and a pretty face..... but i don't have nice legs." "I'm 24. Yup, 1987. Year of Rabbit." "I'm a quarter Korean." "Life is too short. Enjoy it while you can." "$avings are one a bunch of numbers on your back account balance. It's not yours until you spend them on yourself." "Sleeping is overrated." "I'm sober." "Bitches!"
Welcome to the singles day of the Century! There'll be a huge ass promotion on Tmall.com in the name of single peeps. Great marketing scheme. For all my single friends out there, here are 10 reasons to celebrate:
You have freedom to do whatever you want whenever you want
"Me" time with your friends & family, not his/her friends/family
Don't have to report to anyone on your where/who you're with
Don't have to worry about where/who someone's with
No chance to be insecure
Concentrate on making yourself happy instead of making someone else happy
You can be as low maintenance as possible & it's absolutely ok to admit it
Be fat
Guys trip without permission, because you don't need one!
Girls trip without worrying wtf he's doing while you're away
Enjoy your simple kind of life. Love yourself. Now look into a mirror and blow yourself a kiss xx
Yeah... it's not over. Bumblebee was out on Friday night. Snow White wanted to party on Saturday. hahaha... Yes... we all had two costumes this year ;)
Snow White and her kittens. Funny coz i usually refer to them as my b!tches. hahahhaa.... Seriously... This has gotta be the most tanned Snow White ever... So wrong.
Kenson the French dude
The gangsters, schizo & gf, Robin, & Leopard woman. Oh someone thought the Gangsters were SUSHI CHEIFS! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA...
Check out E's bruised knees! hahahah.... yup she fell. Again.
Other pictures are way too blurry... I believe my camera was drunk that night. OOF.
Here comes my favorite festival of the year!!! Halloween it's all about costumes. Not necessary to be scary. Girls just need to look HOT! muahahahahaa.... It's coach Teh Teh's birthday!! Therefore it's a birthday/costume party!
Sweet Ass Jo made this video as one of the birthday gift to Coach Teh aka her bf! Sweet bao... love this video!!! Now watch it... me glee-ing at the beginning, by jon, & at the end...
Fab 5 who rocked the party! hahhaa... Bumblebee, Tomb Raider, Phantom, Officer, Corpse Bride.
The Mysterious Triangle (ok... just making shit up but i think we look good in this picture! LOL)
yah... Bumble bee was scared coz she saw The Phantom getting yet another bottle!
INTRODUCEEEEEEEE!!! ok... getting there...
Yup! much prettier. Yay!
Everyday i'm shuffling... dodo dodo dooooo do
Happy birthday Teh!! Best party everrrrrr!!!!
Bumblebee's diary: yeah... in order to squeeze into the Bumblebee dress, I staved myself for two days. Yes. After a few shots on an empty stomach, I was having the best time of my life. Everybody looked beautiful. Birthday boy was happy. Music was good. Friends were all loving and laughing. Everyone from the dodgeball society were amazingly good looking. Boi, Bumblebee had lots of fun browning out. Shooting with Lara's bb gun, dancing with Officer Ng's cop stick, Shotsssss... No puking either! Awesome night. Peace!
I was in the worst mood this morning. FML x 3000...
Then a friend asked me what would make me less mad. I thought about it for a minute. Then decided to sponsor a child on World Vision. It's fast & easy, and I instantly feel much better. My life don't suck at all when you look at those poor kids.
When life sucks, you give. I just realized the power of giving. From it I have gained so much more. It's called peacefulness. Ooommmmmmmmmmmmmm
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My other choice of charity is LAP Lifelong Animal Protection Charity in Hong Kong. My friend Jen runs it and they exists to help animals in Hong Kong and to bring about the conditions whereby every animal has a good home.
In six months I get to sleep in everyday. In six months I get to workout 5 hours a week. In six months I get to watch all the dodgeball videos on YouTube. In six months I get to cuddle with Mallow til I sneeze (yeah... I'm actually allergic to dogs&cats). In six months I get to volunteer at LAP regardless of my allergy. In six months I get to travel around the world to visit friends & family. In six months I get to start all over again.
"Uncertainty is the only certainty there is, and knowing how to live with insecurity is the only security." - John Allen Paulos
Last time I went to Singapore I almost died from boredom... when I heard that Fi picked Singapore as her bachelorette destination, I had a very "peaceful" picture in mind. I was wrong!
The Bachelorette & 10 of us getting ready for party of her life time ;)
We then hit Filter, then Le Noir... with unlimited shots & drinks! Boi we looked very happy!! hahaa... and we were!
Day2: Woke up hella late. lunch at East Coast Hawker Center. Shopping. Then dinner at The House!
Drinking+sight seeing! The Sands top floor where the amazing swimming pool is. Yes I was a bit tipsy and keep talking (yelling) to the Singapore night view. hehehee... & yes... posing in the background whenever my girls takes a picture ;)
Shoe shopping has been voting the #1 thing to do in Singapore. Agreed by my fellow roommates! 3 girls 17 pairs. We were all very inspired by each other and bought 9 more pairs the next day. Hallelujah!!!
Singapore, you have redeemed yourself!!!! You are not boring and full of excitement!!!! WOHOOOOO! Great companions! Great food! No girls drama (amazing isn't it?!) Cannot wait til Fi's destination wedding in December! See you all in Phuket in 2.5 months!!!
八月尾的終極boat trip可以話係我今年夏天嘅highlight! 個theme係animal... 好自然地做返自己-- party animal! XD 其實我有扮斑馬架! 你睇吓我黑到。。。
你唔好以為我好大膽，其實我從未試過高台跳水。係因為有童年陰影。。。記得F1嗰年我同同學仔去游水。當年12歲女正處於尷尬到爆嘅發育時期。我好醒目咁攝咗嗰pad係泳衣度，一跳落水個pad即刻飛咗出嚟仲浮上水面添！嗰一刻嘅(((火羅火暴)))心情我到今時今日都好記得！！從此以後我無跳過水！但係到咗今時今日，我覺得我無理由唔跳！係you jump I jump嘅情況之下，巴黎珍終於獻出佢嘅第一次！
Jenna Michelle
Schizophrenia. Grew up in 3 cities & went to 12 different schools. A fulltime trouble maker, and a facebook addict. Dedicating all her time to dodgeball, shopping, traveling, wakeboarding, dancing, Thai boxing, & drinking.
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